Honey Do

1. GUYS HAVE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS FOR HANGING OUT AT THE DRIVING

2. RANGE EVER TURNED INTO A DAY OF DRIVING IN NAILS AROUND THE HOUSE?

3. WELL, YOUR LOCAL ZETTLER ACE HARDWARE STORE CAN HELP YOU QUICKLY

4. GET THROUGH THAT SATURDAY MORNING “HONEY-DO” LIST AND EVERY

The Doctors Office

1. (male1 v/o) HEY.  I BET YOU’VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR A LONG TIME. RIGHT?

2. (male2 v/o) UH, NO ACTUALLY. THE DOCTOR TOOK CARE OF ME ALREADY AND I’M

3. HEADING HOME FOR A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP. (male1 v/o) WHAT DID HE

4. PRESCRIBE? (male2 v/o) A GREAT BED AT A PHENOMENAL PRICE.  TAKE A LOOK

The Two Groups

1. (V/O: female) IF YOU ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, THERE’S PROBABLY TWO GROUPS

2. OF TABLEWARE AND BAKEWARE IN YOUR KITCHEN. ONE SET IS USED FOR

3. EVERYDAY SERVING AND COOKING, THE OTHER SET IS USED ONLY FOR

4. THOSE SPECIAL OCCASIONS. BUT I RECENTLY DISCOVERED A NEW CATEGORY

Terrifying

1. (sfx: Dailey Sound Vector clip)THERE IT IS AGAIN… THIS TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE

2. HAPPENS EVERY YEAR. HOW COULD YOU SO QUICKLY FORGET THE ANGUISH

3. IT CAUSED YOU IN TIMES PAST? IT WANTS IN! EVEN IF YOU IGNORE IT… IT WILL

4. NOT GO AWAY UNTIL IT HAS DESTROYED YOUR HAPPINESS! WHO DARES