Moral Dilemma

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Moral Dilemma

(announcer’s part is to be read like a National Geographic commentator or the guy from the DSW spots)

Announcer:

THERE’S BEEN A DEBATE THAT’S BEEN RAGING FOR YEARS…

Woman 1:

HEY! THIS NEW CARPET LOOKS GREAT.  WHEN DID YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED?

Announcer:

THE DEBATE IS SIMPLE: IS IT MISLEADING IF SOMEONE YOU KNOW COMES TO A CONCLUSION ON THEIR OWN THAT MAY BE SLIGHTLY… LET’S SAY, INACCURATE… YET YOU FAIL TO CORRECT THEM?

Woman 2:

(with some guilt and pleasure)YEAH… LOOKS GREAT, HUH?

Woman 1:

IT SURE DOES! AND LOOK AT YOUR FURNITURE—BRAND-SPANKING-NEW! YOU GUYS WENT ALL OUT.

Announcer:

THE SHOCKING RESULTS THAT THIS WOMAN HAS RECEIVED ACTUALLY CAME FROM RESTORE-IT CARPET CLEANING RATHER THAN NEW CARPET. RESTORE-IT HAS AN ADVANCED CLEANING SYSTEM THAT IS ABLE TO BRING NEW LIFE BACK TO DIRTY, DINGY CARPET AND UPHOLSTERY.

Woman 1:

(prying) SO YOU GOTTA TELL ME… WHERE DID YOU GET THIS NEW CARPET FROM?

Woman 2:

(somewhat panicked) UMM… HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?!

Announcer:

…WHEN IT COMES TO CLEANING YOUR CARPET AND REVIVING THE LOOK OF YOUR FURNITURE, LEAVE IT TO RESTORE-IT CARPET CLEANING. NOW, HOW TO EXPLAIN THE NEW LOOK IN YOUR HOME? WELL, LET YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR GUIDE. CALL 235-4000 OR SEE THEM ONLINE: RESTORE IT CARPET DOT COM. THEIR WEBSITE FEATURES THREE EASY SCHEDULING STEPS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR EXPERIENCE EASIER—RESTORE IT CARPET DOT COM!