Moral Dilemma

(announcer’s part is to be read like a National Geographic commentator or the guy from the DSW spots)

Announcer:

THERE’S BEEN A DEBATE THAT’S BEEN RAGING FOR YEARS…

Woman 1:

HEY! THIS NEW CARPET LOOKS GREAT.  WHEN DID YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED?

More Time For You

***use a relaxed, conversational read throughout ***

1. LET’S CONSIDER THE TIME YOU SPEND ON HOUSEHOLD CHORES AND

2. COMPARE IT TO THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT RELAXING OR JUST HANGING

3. OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY. DO YOU SEE AN IMBALANCE? DON’T BEAT YOURSELF

4. UP ABOUT IT BECAUSE NOW THERE’S A WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS PROBLEM.

Save The Weekend

1. HAVE YOU EVER SET ASIDE AN ENTIRE WEEKEND FOR A MAJOR CLEANING

2. PROJECT AND FAILED TO SEE ANY REAL DIFFERENCE AFTERWARDS? THAT’S

3. BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT THAT GETS IN THE WAY: RUNNING THE KIDS AROUND,

4. TAKING CARE OF THE SHOPPING LIST AND GRABBING A FEW BREAKS FOR

5 Seconds

1. YOU’VE FORGOTTEN THE 5-SECOND-RULE. AS KIDS… IF YOU DROPPED

2. SOMETHING YOU WERE EATING, YOU HAD 5 PRECIOUS SECONDS TO REMOVE

3. YOUR TREAT FROM A DIRTY ENVIRONMENT… YEP. A LITTLE HAIR OR A FEW

4. PEBBLES COULDN’T STOP THE POWER OF THE RULE. BUT AS YOU’VE GOTTEN