Dave’s Pharmacy – “Easier”

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Dave’s Pharmacy – “Easier”

(Whimsical read throughout – something similar to the Nyquil announcer)

(PILL BOTTLE SFX) EVER FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO BE THE SIZE OF A HORSE TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION? (HORSE NEIGH SFX) (SOMEONE TAKING A DRINK FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER HORSE TYPE SFX) (SOMEONE GETTING SPOON FOR MEDICINE) DOES THE MERE THOUGHT OF TAKING YOUR MEDICINE SEND SHIVERS UP AND DOWN YOUR SPINE? (A GULP FOLLOWED BY A LIGHT BREEZE W/ SOMONE MAKING A SHIVER TYPE SOUND) FOR BETTER

TASTING, EASIER TO TAKE MEDICINE FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, (GROUP SIGHS, “AAAAAH”) BE SURE TO FILL ALL YOUR FUTURE PRESCRIPTIONS AT DAVE’S PHARMACY IN MARYSVILLE! FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR PALATE, DAVE HAS MASTERED THE ART OF COMPOUNDING… (LAB SFX) SKILLFULLY BLENDING INGREDIENTS TO MEET YOUR DOCTOR’S ORDERS… WHILE GREATLY IMPROVING TASTE FOR EASIER SWALLOWING! (SWALLOW SFX) LET DAVE CONVERT YOUR PILL TO LIQUID! (POURING LIQUID) OR, FOR THE HUSBAND WHO CAN’T KEEP HIS COAT ON… DAVE’S GOT THE HORSE PILL READY TO RUN! (HORSE RUNNING AND NEIGHING SFX) SO, FOR VITAL HEALTH INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR MEDICATION… WITH A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR THROWN IN TO HELP YOUR MEDICINE GO DOWN… VISIT DAVE’S PHARMACY IN MARYSVILLE TO MAKE IT ALL TASTE BETTER! CALL 937-644-1322. OR VISIT DavesPharmacy.COM! FEEL A LOT BETTER, A LOT SOONER, AT DAVE’S PHARMACY!