CAPITAL PLUMBING 2
(READ POMPOUSLY AND CALMLY)
AHH, THE BEAUTY OF MOTHER NATURE…HER ROLLING HILLS, FRUITFUL PLAINS, AND PICTURESQUE WHITE CAPPED OCEAN WAVES…
(AS IF THERE’S ANOTHER PERSON GETTING THEIR ATTENTION BUT STILL CALM)
WHAT? THERE’S AN OCEAN WAVE IN MY BASEMENT?