CAPITAL PLUMBING 2

(READ POMPOUSLY AND CALMLY)

AHH, THE BEAUTY OF MOTHER NATURE…HER ROLLING HILLS, FRUITFUL PLAINS, AND PICTURESQUE WHITE CAPPED OCEAN WAVES…

(AS IF THERE’S ANOTHER PERSON GETTING THEIR ATTENTION BUT STILL CALM)

WHAT? THERE’S AN OCEAN WAVE IN MY BASEMENT?

What Are You Staring At?

1. (sfx: water & tools clanking in background) THERE YOU ARE STANDING BEHIND

2. YOUR PLUMBER. YOU’RE WONDERING WHY HE COULDN’T FIX THIS PROBLEM THE

3. FIRST TIME… YOU’RE WONDERING WHY HE CHARGES SO MUCH… YOU’RE ALSO

4. WONDERING WHY HE’S WEARING A  BELT… IT’S REALLY NOT DOING THE JOB.

Allied Septic

1. THE LAST THING YOU NEED WHEN RUSHING OFF TO WORK IS ANOTHER

2. DISTRACTION. HOWEVER, YOU SPOT SOMETHING VERY ODD IN THE BACKYARD.

3. DID IT RAIN LAST NIGHT? DID YOU LEAVE THE GARDEN HOSE ON? NONE OF THE

4. ABOVE. THERE’S A CHANCE THAT YOU’VE GOT A SEPTIC PROBLEM AND YOU’RE