This is Just a Test

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This is Just a Test

LET’S FACE IT. AT SOME POINT IN LIFE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TESTS. AND

HEARING THE RESULTS OF THESE TESTS CAN BE A LITTLE UNNERVING. LIKE… BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Teacher: Mr. Smith?

Student: Yes Sir?

Ignorance Is Not Bliss

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Ignorance Is Not Bliss

1. (jingle: in) SOMETIMES WE TRY TO CONVINCE OURSELVES OF THE CRAZIEST

2. THINGS… THINGS LIKE, TELLING YOURSELF THAT THE STRANGE KNOCKING

3. SOUND IN YOUR CAR WILL GO AWAY ON ITS OWN. OR AVOIDING THE MAILBOX, IN

4. HOPES THAT THE BILLS WILL NEVER FIND YOU. RIDICULOUS, RIGHT? SO WHY HAVE

Community Energy

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Community Energy

1. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN IT GETS A LITTLE CHILLY OUTSIDE. NOR WILL IT

2. HAPPEN WHEN A FEW FLURRIES DUST THE ROADS. IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN

3. TEMPERATURES HAVE REACHED RECORD LOWS.  ALL YEAR LONG YOU HAVEN’T

4. THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT THE CONDITION OF YOUR HOME’S HEATING SYSTEM,

The Law of Bad Timing

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The Law of Bad Timing

1. A SCIENTIFIC LAW IS DESCRIBED AS AN EVENT THAT HAPPENS WITH CLOCKWORK

2. CONSISTENCY—YOU KNOW THE REGULARS: WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN,

3. FOR EVERY ACTION THERE’S AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION. BUT WHAT

4. ABOUT THE ONE THAT SAYS THE AIR CONDITIONING WILL ALWAYS GO OUT IN THE