Who Needs The Headache?

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Who Needs The Headache?

(miscellaneous auto shop noises up until “Repairman #2 is done)

Announcer:

WE ALL KNOW THAT CAR MAINTENANCE AND REPAIRS CAN BE A HEADACHE… BUT THEY’RE NECESSARY. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT?

Noticed

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Noticed

(sfx: guttural muscle car idle in background)THE GUY NEXT TO YOU AT THE LIGHT

CAN’T REALLY SEE THAT YOU’RE DRIVING A BEAST… (quickly) HE CAN’T SEE

THE POWER PLANT UNDER YOUR HOOD, HE HAS NO IDEA HOW MUCH SWEAT

WENT INTO MAKING YOUR RIDE TWICE AS FAST AS HIS FACTORY-ISSUED

Gift Accusation

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Gift Accusation

From lines 1-14 use a gruff, sarcastic VO for the investor

1. (sfx: police radio noise in background)(Investigator:)HI. MY NAME IS JOHN AND I’M

2. WITH THE GIFT INVESTIGATOR UNIT. WE WERE CALLED BY YOUR SPOUSE, TWO

3. OF YOUR CO WORKERS AND I BELIEVE THAT GRANDMA IS IN ON THIS AS WELL.

4. NOW I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU—JUST BE HONEST AND WE CAN

Early

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Early

1. IS IT JUST YOUR IMAGINATION OR ARE STORES ACTUALLY PUTTING UP THE

2. HOLIDAY DECORATIONS EARLIER AND EARLIER EACH YEAR? I THINK THEY ARE,

3. BUT… THEY MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING! WHY WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO

4. START THINKING ABOUT BUYING GIFTS WHEN STOPPING BY MANCHESTER