Tell Your Boss

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Tell Your Boss

1. (owner:) THE NEXT TIME YOUR BOSS WANTS SOMETHING DONE BY MONDAY,

2. JUST TELL HIM YOU’LL GET TO IT FRIDAY. AND IF HE QUESTIONS YOUR WORK,

3. JUST LOOK AT HIM AND SAY “I DID THE WORK, NOW WHERE’S MY PAYCHECK?!”

4. AND IF HE DEMANDS THAT YOU DO A BETTER JOB, JUST THROW HIM

5. A BEWILDERED EXPRESSION AND SHRUG YOUR SHOULDERS…THEN BREAK

6. FOR LUNCH! HI, THIS IS __________________ OF PRECISION IMPORTS.

7. UNFORTUNATELY A LOT OF MECHANICS AROUND TOWN TREAT YOU

8. THE VERY SAME WAY. SO WE’VE DECIDED THAT THERE SHOULD BE A

9. DIFFERENCE WHEN IT COMES TO REPAIRS AND MAINTENANCE FOR YOUR

10. VEHICLE. YOU SEE, OUR SERVICE IS THOROUGH AND FRIENDLY, WE EXPLAIN

11. ALL ESTIMATES IN PLAIN ENGLISH, PRECISION IMPORTS USES THE LATEST

12. DIAGNOSTIC EQUIPMENT AND WE EVEN HAVE AN AIRPORT SHUTTLE…YOUR

13. CAR CAN BE CARED FOR WHILE YOU’RE AWAY. (announcer:) SO IF YOU WANT

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