Who Needs The Headache?

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Who Needs The Headache?

(miscellaneous auto shop noises up until “Repairman #2 is done)

Announcer:

WE ALL KNOW THAT CAR MAINTENANCE AND REPAIRS CAN BE A HEADACHE… BUT THEY’RE NECESSARY. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT?

Repairman #1:

UH… MA’AM WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO REPLACE YOUR DEFIBRILLATOR… IT’S GOING BAD

Announcer:

…GETTING THE TYPE OF SERVICE THAT LEAVES YOU WONDERING IF YOU ARE BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE.

Repairman #2:

SIR… IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN’T TAKE YOUR CAR BACK ON THE ROAD.  YOUR METRONOME COULD GIVE OUT AT ANY MOMENT!

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AT ERNIE’S AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING A QUESTIONABLE DIAGNOSIS OR SOMEONE TALKING OVER YOUR HEAD. INSTEAD YOU’LL RECEIVE GOOD OLD FASHIONED SERVICE. SO WHETHER IT’S A BASIC OIL CHANGE, SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE, ENGINE LIGHT CHECK OR EVEN MAJOR REPAIRS, ERNIE’S AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE WILL HAVE THE FINEST TECHNICIANS STANDING BY TO GET YOU BACK ON THE ROAD FAST. WITH OVER 24 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, ERNIE’S AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE IS A PLACE YOU CAN TRUST. THEY ARE LOCATED 3906 EAST MAIN. (quickly) A-S-E AND BOSCHE CERTIFIED. SO, “GET IT DONE, RIGHT”… ERNIE’S AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE… CALL 235-8037, 235-8037!