Gift Accusation

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Gift Accusation

From lines 1-14 use a gruff, sarcastic VO for the investor

1. (sfx: police radio noise in background)(Investigator:)HI. MY NAME IS JOHN AND I’M

2. WITH THE GIFT INVESTIGATOR UNIT. WE WERE CALLED BY YOUR SPOUSE, TWO

3. OF YOUR CO WORKERS AND I BELIEVE THAT GRANDMA IS IN ON THIS AS WELL.

4. NOW I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU—JUST BE HONEST AND WE CAN

5. GET THROUGH THIS. OKAY, LAST YEAR IT WAS RUMORED THAT YOU GAVE

6. SOME PRETTY BAD GIFTS DURING THE HOLIDAYS… GIVING SOCKS AND BAD

7. TIES IS ONE THING, BUT FRUITCAKE PATTIES?! DID IT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND

8. TO BUY GIFT CERTIFICATES FROM MANCHESTER AUTO WASH? DON’T PLAY

9. COY WITH ME! WE BOTH KNOW THAT WHEN YOU PURCHASE FOUR WASH

10. BOOKS AT MANCHESTER AUTO WASH YOU’LL GET THE 5TH FREE! NOW LISTEN.

11. WE’RE WILLING TO FORGET LASTS YEAR’S GIFT-GIVING MISTAKES. WE’LL EVEN

12. FORGET ABOUT THAT VELVET PAINTING, BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE ME

13. SOME ASSURANCE THAT YOU’RE GOING TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND GET A

14. FEW CARS CLEAN. AND BESIDES, YOU’LL MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY.

15. (anncr:) (quicker read)THIS YEAR, DON’T BE ACCUSED OF GIVING A BAD GIFT.

16. STOP BY MANCHESTER AUTO WASH FOR HOLIDAY GIFT CERTIFICATES… BUY 4

17. AND THE FIFTH IS FREE! MANCHESTER AUTO WASH, 47 ELM STREET! OR, SEE

18. THEM AT MANCHESTER AUTO WASH DOT COM! )(Investigator:) WE’LL BE

19. WATCHING. (sfx: CB static)