Sprint Lube Talk

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Sprint Lube Talk

1. (Female v/o) HONEY, THIS IS MY ONLY DAY OFF CAN WE JUST SPEND THE DAY

2. TOGETHER DOING NOTHING? (male v/o) SURE DEAR, RIGHT AFTER I GET THE

3. CAR’S OIL CHANGED (Female v/o) THE OIL CHANGED? THE CAR SOUNDS FINE TO

4. ME. (male v/o) (SIGH!) THE CAR NEEDS ITS OIL CHANGED EVERY 3,000 MILES TO

Sprint Lube Silence

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Sprint Lube Silence

1. DO YOU HEAR THAT…SILENCE, YOU MAY NOT HEAR YOUR ENGINE

2. WHEN IT’S TIME FOR AN OIL CHANGE, BUT BY THE TIME YOU CAN

3. YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT HUGE REPAIR BILLS. WHY JUST CARE

4. FOR YOUR CAR BY GETTING THE OIL CHANGED EVERY 3000-MILES.

Tell Your Boss

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Tell Your Boss

1. (owner:) THE NEXT TIME YOUR BOSS WANTS SOMETHING DONE BY MONDAY,

2. JUST TELL HIM YOU’LL GET TO IT FRIDAY. AND IF HE QUESTIONS YOUR WORK,

3. JUST LOOK AT HIM AND SAY “I DID THE WORK, NOW WHERE’S MY PAYCHECK?!”

4. AND IF HE DEMANDS THAT YOU DO A BETTER JOB, JUST THROW HIM

Hamel

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Hamel

1. HAVING TO DEAL WITH A VEHICLE THAT HAS BEEN IN A COLLISION IS PRETTY

2. TOUGH. AND THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS AN AUTO BODY SHOP THAT  TRIES

3. TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE WITH RIDICULOUS, HIGH RATES AND WORKMANSHIP

4. THAT’S LESS THAN WHAT YOU’D COME TO EXPECT. WHEN YOU NEED TO HAVE