“Buying a Corolla”

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“Buying a Corolla”

SFX: (Phone rings)

Operator:  EMERGENCY CALL CENTER, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?

Male: (Distressed) MY WIFE AND I ARE TRYING TO BUY A COROLLA.

Operator:  CALM DOWN, SIR.  IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. WHERE ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE NOW?

“In Car”

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“In Car”

Operator:

“IN CAR” EMERGENCY HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Male: (panicked read throughout) (insert dealership pages and noises in the background)

YES, MY WIFE AND I HAVE JUST BEEN BLINDSIDED.

Rader/Oldies

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Rader/Oldies

1. (sentimental music: up) (calm read)YOU MUST LEARN TWO IMPORTANT

2. LESSONS: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS (cut music)(aggressive read

3. with some sarcasm) REFUSE TO DRIVE THEM… OH, AND IF SOMEBODY GIVES

4. YOU A CRACK AT WINNING A MILLION BUCKS, YOU’D BETTER GO FOR IT!

Hair Color or Auto Color

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Hair Color or Auto Color

1. (Music: light techno up and under) (V/O: stylist) …SO, YOU SAY THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS

2. GONE WITH A DARKER TONE? (V/O: female) YES, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PARTIAL

3. TO A MORE CONSERVATIVE COLOR. BUT I THINK I’M READY TO GO WITH

4. SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE ADVENTUROUS—MAYBE RED! (V/O: stylist) THAT’S