“Buying a Corolla”

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“Buying a Corolla”

SFX: (Phone rings)

Operator:  EMERGENCY CALL CENTER, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?

Male: (Distressed) MY WIFE AND I ARE TRYING TO BUY A COROLLA.

Operator:  CALM DOWN, SIR.  IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. WHERE ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE NOW?

Male: WE’RE TRAPPED BETWEEN A HIGH PRICED DEALERSHIP AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE SOME TYPE OF SALES GIMMICK— PLEASE SEND HELP FAST!

Operator:  SIR, JUST SLOW DOWN AND TAKE A BREATH. CAN YOU RECALL WHERE TANSKY SAWMILL TOYOTA IS?

Male: I REMEMBER THAT IT IS SOMEWHERE ON SAWMILL ROAD… JUST SOUTH OF 270.

Operator:  THAT’S CORRECT… TANSKY SAWMILL TOYOTA IS ON THE CORNER OF SAWMILL AND ROUTE 161. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE IT BY THE IMPRESSIVE LINE OF TOYOTA VEHICLES STATIONED ON THE LOT. WHAT I WANT YOU AND YOUR WIFE TO DO IS SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE HIGH-PRESSURE SALES DEALERSHIP AND CALMLY MAKE YOUR WAY TO TANSKY SAWMILL TOYOTA.

Male: WHAT IF THE GIMMICK TRIES TO BLOCK US IN?

Operator:  IT WON’T SIR; AS LONG AS YOU DON’T TAKE THE GIMMICK SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY WITH YOUR WALLET INTACT.

Male: THANK YOU FOR STAYING ON THE LINE WITH US… WE’RE GOING TO HANG UP NOW AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

SFX: (Phone slam)            Music: (up and under)

ANNOUNCER:  RIGHT NOW AT TANSKY SAWMILL TOYOTA, LEASE THE 2005 COROLLA LE FOR $209 FOR 36 MONTHS WITH ZERO DOWN OR 0% FOR UP TO 48 MONTHS.  SEE THE DISPATCH FOR DETAILS.  THINK TOYOTA.  THINK TANSKY.