“In Car”

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“In Car”

Operator:

“IN CAR” EMERGENCY HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Male: (panicked read throughout) (insert dealership pages and noises in the background)

YES, MY WIFE AND I HAVE JUST BEEN BLINDSIDED.

Announcer: (voice like original on star spot)

THERE’S NOTHING MORE UNNERVING THAN BEING IN AN ACCIDENT WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED…

Operator:

SIR, WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

Male:

WE’RE AT A CAR DEALERSHIP ACROSS TOWN… WE WERE LOOKING AT THE TOYOTA WE WANT TO LEASE AND THESE HIGH PRICES JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE…

Operator:

HAS YOU WALLET OR YOUR WIFE’S PURSE BEEN HURT?

Male:

NO (exasperated breath), NO WE HAVEN’T SIGNED ANYTHING YET… PLEASE HURRY…

Announcer:

THAT’S WHY COUNTLESS NEW CAR OWNERS WILL TELL YOU THAT KNOWING ABOUT TANSKY’S TOYOTA IS AN INVALUABLE OPTION TO HAVE.

Operator:

OKAY SIR, A SALES TEAM AT TANSKY’S TOYOTA HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO PROVIDE THE ABSOLUTE BEST PRICE ON A NEW VEHICLE. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU?

Male: (relieved and mildly excited)

NO… BUT, THANK YOU.  YOU’VE ALREADY DONE SO MUCH…  YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!

Announcer:

TANSKY’S TOYOTA—ALWAYS FAIR… SERVICE THAT’S STEADY.

Announcer: (SNAPS TO LIFE—MORE VIBRANT READ)

(music bed)

SO LEASE A BRAND NEW 2005 CAMRY LE FOR ONLY 259 PER MONTH, 36 MONTHS, ZERO DOWN, OR BUY FOR 48 MONTHS FOR ZERO PERCENT. IF SAVING MONEY IS AN EMERGENCY… (insert “PLEASE HURRY” audio clip here), THINK TOYOTA…THINK TANSKY!